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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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Kids [SHOUTING]:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING,
GULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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SpongeBob: ♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ HOW MUCH CHUM
COULD A SEA SLUG CHUG
IF A SEA SLUG COULD CHUG... ♪

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[GASPS]

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MR. KRABS, YOU GOTTA
GET OUT HERE.

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It's a code blue situation!

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PLEASE DEPOSIT 25 CENTS
TO CONTINUE THIS CALL.

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UH, SURE THING, MR. K.

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[DING]

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MR. KRABS, YOU GOTTA
GET OUT HERE!

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It's a code blue situation.

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CODE BLUE?

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY?

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I THINK PLANKTON WANTS TO
DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE.

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MAN ALIVE, HE'S TAKING US DOWN.

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[LAUGHS]

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GET READY, KRABS,
FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE.

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BRACE YOURSELVES.

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HUH?

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PLANKTON'S DESTROYING
THE CHUM BUCKET?

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[LAUGHS] I GUESS
HE'S FINALLY GIVEN UP
ON THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS.

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COULDN'T TAKE THE COMPETITION.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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GREETINGS, CITIZENS
OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

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BEHOLD MY IMPERIAL
CHUM COLISEUM.

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I VOW TO INTRODUCE
TO THIS FAIR CITY CULTURE

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IN THE FORM OF
HAND-TO-HAND GRAPPLING.

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[CRICKET CHIRPING]

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I INTEND TO ENRICH
YOUR LIVES CULTURALLY

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BY EXHIBITING THE MOIST
SPECTACLE OF GLADIATORS
IN MORTAL CONFLICT.

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MY CORPORATE UNDERWRITERS TOLD
ME TO MENTION THAT IT'S FREE.

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[CHEERING]

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COME ONE, COME ALL.

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REMEMBER, KIDS LOVE GLADIATORS.

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WOW, REAL LIVE CONFLICT?

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FOR FREE?

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LET THE HORROR SHOW BEGIN.

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[CROWD CLAMORING]

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[LAUGHS]

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OH, KAREN, EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE JUST A FRIGID MACHINE

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YOUR CIRCUITS MUST BE
WELLING UP WITH EMOTION
AT MY LATEST ACHIEVEMENT.

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Karen: OH, YES, MY RESISTORS
ARE SIMPLY GUSHING
FROM THEIR COPPER FOIL TRACES.

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THIS WILL PROVE TO BE
MY GREATEST EVIL SCHEME EVER.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
WHEN YOU TRIED TO BOIL KRABS
IN A GIANT BISQUE.

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I CAN STILL FEEL THE BURNS.

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WHICH IS WHY I'VE REMOVED
ALL MOLTEN LIQUID
FROM THIS MANEUVER.

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AND IT'S WHY THIS TIME IWILL BE
THE ONE WITH ALL THE CUSTOMERS

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AND KRABS WILL BE THE PATHETIC
ONE IN AN EMPTY RESTAURANT

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STUCK WITH A COMPUTER
FOR A WIFE.

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UH, SORRY, HONEY.

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[GROANS]

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WOW, LOOKS LIKE PLANKTON
FINALLY HAS SOME CUSTOMERS.

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I AGREE...
IT'S VERY SUSPICIOUS.

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AND HE MAY HAVE LURED A FEW OF
OUR FAIR-WEATHER CUSTOMERS IN
WITH SOME CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT

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BUT OUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS KNOW
QUALITY WHEN THEY TASTE IT.

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SO LET'S GET IN THERE
AND SERVE 'EM UP A BURGER THEY
TELL THEIR GRAND-GUPPIES ABOUT.

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[GASPS]

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WHERE'S ALL ME LOYAL CUSTOMERS?

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THEY'VE ALL TAKEN THEIR
GRAND-GUPPIES TO SEE THE GUTS
AND GORE ACROSS THE STREET.

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GRR... THAT LOWER LIFE FORM
CAN SLANDER ME NAME AND
DESECRATE ME MOTHER'S GRAVE...

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I'M RIGHT HERE.

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BUT WHEN HE STEALS ME CUSTOMERS,
THEN I PUSH BACK.

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GENTLEMEN, TO THE COLISEUM.

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[AUDIENCE CHEERING...]

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THIS REEKS OF EVIL, AND
I'M GONNA SNIFF OUT THE SOURCE.

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[SNIFFING]

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WELCOME, ONE AND ALL...

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TO THE FIRST BIANNUAL
BIG ARENA OF ANNIHILATION.

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[CHEERING AND WHISTLING...]

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WHOO!

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOURS TRULY.

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SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
LET THE MAULING BEGIN.

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[WHISTLES] ALL RIGHT.

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YAY.

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[ROARS]

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[CHEERING]

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WHOO!

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ISN'T THIS A BOATLOAD
OF FUN, SQUIDWARD?

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE POOR SUCKER WHO HAS TO
GO UP AGAINST THAT BEAST.

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YOU CALL THIS FUN?

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THIS IS JUST CHEAP, UNCULTURED
LAY SPORT.

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NOW RELEASE THE OPPONENT.

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YES, GO!

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[CHEERING AND WHISTLING...]

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[ROARING]

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[LAUGHING]

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PATRICK?

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HOW COULD THEY?

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THIS IS HORRIBLE. [SOBS]

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THIS IS FABULOUS. [LAUGHS]

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ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING.

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SEND OUT THE BLOOD SAUSAGES.

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[NEIGHING]

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OH, LOOK.

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[ROARS]

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[LAUGHS] THAT PINK DIMWIT
DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE

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WITH THOSE SAUSAGES
AROUND HIS THROAT.

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AS SOON AS THE SMELL OF SAUSAGE
HITS THAT RAVENOUS
LIONFISH'S NOSTRILS

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HE'LL BE ALL OVER PATRICK
LIKE MOLD ON A SHOWER CURTAIN.

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RIP HIS SAUSAGES OFF!

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[SNARLING]

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WHOA... NICE KITTY.

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HERE, KITTY, WANT A SAUSAGE?

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A NICE, DELICIOUS, TASTY...

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SAUSAGE.

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[ROARS]

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SPAWN OF A GEFILTE FISH.

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I CAN'T SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS.

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THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND OUT THERE.

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[SHOUTS][NEIGHS]

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[AUDIENCE CHEERING...]

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HUH?

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PATRICK!WHAT?

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OH, OH, IT'S YOU.

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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?

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NO TIME FOR CHITCHAT, GET IN.

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HURRY UP, NELLIE.

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BOO!

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BORING... I WANT TO SEE
SOME BODY PARTS.

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MOM...

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[LIONFISH ROARS]

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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I ORDER A SIMPLE BRUTAL MAULING
FOR MY DENIZENS, AND I GET
A CIRCUS ACT.

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TIME FOR PHASE TWO.

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CHUM ON A STICK, GET YOUR
FRESH CHUM RIGHT HERE.

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SOME CHUM FOR YOU, MISS?

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WELL, ALL THIS WAITING AROUND
FOR SOMEONE TO GET MAULED
ISMAKING ME A BIT HUNGRY.

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HERE, TAKE THIS ONE.

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IT'S FRESH AND WARM,
LIKE MY HOSPITALITY.

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WHY, THANK YOU.

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JUST $10, PLEASE.

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TEN DOLLARS?

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WHY WOULD I PAY $10
WHEN I CAN GO ACROSS THE STREET
AND GET A KRABBY PATTY FOR $1?

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EXACTLY.

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[GROWLS] YOU DON'T GET
THIS KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT
WITH A KRABBY PATTY, DO YOU?

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NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.

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TEN DOLLARS OR THE FIGHT'S OFF.

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FINE, WHATEVER.

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THERE YOU ARE.

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I'M SURE I'VE MADE A SATISFIED
CUSTOMER OF YOU ALREADY.

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[SPITTING]

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THAT WAS APPALLING.

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WHAT WAS IN THAT?

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OH, JUST THE USUAL INGREDIENTS.

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SOME JELLYFISH SQUEEZINGS,
WHALE BLUBBER, SEAHORSE SNOUT,
AND A SPRINKLE OF ANCHOR RUST.

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[COUGHING]

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[VOMITS]

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OH, BARNACLES, THAT'S FOUL.

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[CROWD MURMURING]

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Fish: DID YOU SEE THAT?

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NOW... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
20 YEARS TO HAVE THE AMOUNT OF
CUSTOMERS KRABS SEES EVERY DAY

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AND I WON'T LET THAT BE RUINED
BECAUSE THE SHOW'S BORING

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OR THE FOOD'S INEDIBLE.

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SO SIT DOWN, ENJOY THE SHOW,
AND BUY SOME CHUM.

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[CROWD MURMURING]

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WHAT'LL WE DO NOW, PATRICK?

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DON'T WORRY, I'M ALREADY
DOING IT.

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NO!

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PATRICK, NOW IS NOT THE TIME
FOR EATING.

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NOW IS THE TIME TO AVOID BEING
EATEN BY THAT GIANT... HUH?

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[MEOW]

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[ROARS]

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THAT'S IT, PATRICK.

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HE'S NOT CHASING US.

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HE'S CHASING THOSE TASTY,
TENDER, DELICIOUS, SUCCULENT
SAUSAGES AROUND YOUR NECK.

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[SHOUTS]

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[ROARS]

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CHUM ON A STICK, GET YOUR CHUM.

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WHAT THE... OOF!

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[GROWLS]

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OH, GREAT, NOW HOW AM I GONNA
ENTERTAIN THE MASSES?

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[LIONFISH ROARS]

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HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE...

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[ROARS]

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OH, DEAR. [SCREAMS]

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[ROARING]

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[CROWD CHEERING...]

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[ROARS]

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WHOO... GOOD THING I THOUGHT
AHEAD WITH THAT ESCAPE DOOR.

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TRY AND CATCH ME NOW,
YOU PRISSY FELINE.

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[LAUGHS]

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[SCREAMS] NO!

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[ROARS]

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NICE KITTY... WANT SOME CHUM?
[WHIMPERS]

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YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE
TO GIVE OUT COMPLIMENTS LIGHTLY

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BUT I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU BOYS,
IF YOU DIDN'T THROW THOSE
SAUSAGES INTO THE AUDIENCE

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WE WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD MEAT.

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MY PLEASURE, CAP'N.

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YEAH, THANKS, BUDDY.

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YOU REALLY SAVED MY BEHIND.

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NO JOKE.

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I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT
NO MATTER HOW DIABOLICAL
PLANKTON'S PLANS MAY BE

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HE'LL NEVER HAVE THE LOYALTY...
[SNIFFS] OF ME GOOD CUSTOMERS.

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ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

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BUT OF COURSE, MY GOOD CUSTOMER.

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THAT'LL BE $10.

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TEN DOLLARS,
WHAT HAPPENED TO $1?

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[CLEARS THROAT] PERHAPS
YOU'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
OUR FINANCIAL EXPERT.

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[ROARS]

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[STAMMERS] STUPID INFLATION.

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THANKS FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

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[LAUGHING...]

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[LIONFISH ROARS]

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[♪...]

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[OFF-KEY HORN PLAYING...]

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SOUNDS LIKE SQUIDWARD ATE
AT MARIO'S LAST NIGHT.

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[LAUGHS]

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GOOD THING NO ONE'S AROUND
TO NOTICE HIS EMBARRASSING...

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[GASPS] THOSE
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.

231
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SQUIDWARD WILL DIE
OF EMBARRASSMENT
IF THEY HEAR HIS DILEMMA.

232
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:18,137
POOR SQUIDWARD.

233
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,482
HE MUST BE IN TOO MUCH PAIN
TO MAKE COURTESY NOISES.

234
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,103
[INHALES]

235
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,137
I'LL COVER FOR HIM.

236
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,448
[OFF-KEY HORN PLAYING...]

237
00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:29,275
WHOA!

238
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,862
SORRY, FELLAS.

239
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,896
THIS SURE IS A NOISY TROWEL.

240
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:35,344
[RASPBERRY]

241
00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:36,620
LISTEN TO THIS THING.

242
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:37,793
[RASPBERRY]

243
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,241
[LAUGHS]

244
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:42,241
OH, I REALLY SHOULD GET IT...

245
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:46,000
LA-LA-LA-LA...
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

246
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,413
[GIBBERING CONTINUES...]

247
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,551
SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

248
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:53,931
I AM TRYING TO HONE
MY MUSICAL TALENT HERE.

249
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,034
YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T
GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS?

250
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,862
AND YOU GUYS...

251
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,758
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT BILLBOARD IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN MY MUSICAL GENIUS?

252
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:07,275
WELL, SORRY, BUT SOME OF US
RATHER ENJOY THE BIKINI BOTTOM
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA.

253
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,137
BIKINI BOTTOM
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA?

254
00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:15,206
AND WE FIND THEIR
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENTS TO BE
QUITE INTERESTING.

255
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,689
Squidward: ORIGINAL
COMPOSITIONS WANTED?

256
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,344
ME, A FAMOUS COMPOSER?

257
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:26,000
[CHEERING...]

258
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,103
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

259
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,206
[♪...]

260
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,965
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE...]

261
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:54,310
[LAUGHS]

262
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:57,827
THAT WOULD BE NICE.

263
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,620
[KISSING]

264
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:01,137
EW.

265
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:04,931
WHOO-HOO, YEAH, YEAH!

266
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,724
YOU'VE REALLY MADE HIM HAPPY.

267
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,482
I KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE.

268
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,206
OK...

269
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,379
OK.

270
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:17,965
[SIGHS]

271
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,482
PULL IT TOGETHER, SQUIDWARD.

272
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:22,517
PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON.

273
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:25,827
AH, THAT'S BETTER.

274
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,655
TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE,
SQUIDWARD, OLD BOY.

275
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,758
[HAMMERING...]

276
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:33,241
[SCREAMS]

277
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,620
DUE TOMORROW?

278
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,000
[SCREAMING]

279
00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:39,448
ONLY ONE DAY
TO WRITE MY MASTERPIECE.

280
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,862
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.

281
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,379
NO!

282
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,896
GET OUT!

283
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,689
PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

284
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,655
UH, I DON'T KNOW.

285
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,517
I'M FUNNY.

286
00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:02,827
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED
ANY HELP, SQUIDWARD?

287
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,689
NO, THANK YOU.

288
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:07,793
I AM A SOLITARY ARTISTE.

289
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,827
[BOTH GRUNT]

290
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
OH... SPONGEBOB?

291
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,448
YES, PATRICK?

292
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:16,034
I THINK I BROKE MY BOTTOM.

293
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:19,172
[LAUGHING]: OH, BROKE YOUR
BOTTOM, OH, PATRICK,
YOU'RE A CARD.

294
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,379
WHOA...

295
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:25,103
YEAH... [GROANS]

296
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,344
[GROANS]

297
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:30,448
OH... MUCH BETTER.

298
00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:32,310
HEY, PATRICK, I THINK
YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

299
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,448
I CAN'T SEE A DOCTOR.

300
00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,344
MY JOB DOESN'T PROVIDE ME
WITH HEALTH INSURANCE.

301
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:37,517
WHAT JOB IS THAT?

302
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:40,275
EXACTLY.

303
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,206
[LAUGHS] I AM A GENIUS.

304
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,896
SpongeBob: THE DOCTOR WILL
SEE YOU NOW, MR. STAR.

305
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:57,862
[AIR HISSING]

306
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,344
[POP]

307
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:02,655
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

308
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,103
CAN'T YOU TWO BE QUIET
FOR ONE DAY?

309
00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,482
MY COMPOSITION IS DUE TOMORROW.

310
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,000
OH, NO... NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

311
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,689
MY PATIENT IS VERY SICK.

312
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,862
HEY, I BROKE MY BUTT.

313
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,344
OH... [SIGHS]

314
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,620
BECOME FAMOUS, REVENGE LATER.

315
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,068
HMM.

316
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,517
Squidward: COME ON...

317
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,758
[GROANS]

318
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:26,655
BE INSPIRED...

319
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,862
[THUNDER CRASHES]

320
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:32,551
Chorus: ♪ AHH... ♪

321
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,931
[♪...]

322
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,931
BRILLIANT.

323
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,517
[PATRICK SHOUTS]

324
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:42,310
[♪...]

325
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,620
[PATRICK SHOUTS]

326
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:48,103
NO!

327
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,172
[SOBS] WHY?

328
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:53,241
WHY, WHY, OH, WHY?

329
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,172
[SOBS]

330
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,344
[GLASS SHATTERS]

331
00:16:57,551 --> 00:17:00,241
[TICKING]

332
00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,965
[SCREAMS]

333
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:05,172
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-MMM.

334
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:13,172
[PATRICK GROWLS]

335
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:17,172
AHH...

336
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,482
[PATRICK SCREAMING...]

337
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,517
[SQUEAKING]

338
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,862
Patrick: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.

339
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:33,620
[CRASH]

340
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,655
[POP]

341
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,241
[CLANK]

342
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,310
[SQUEAKING]

343
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,137
[CRASH]

344
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,310
[TICKING]

345
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,586
[GLASS SHATTERS]

346
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,344
[PUNCHES LANDING]

347
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:54,517
[SQUEAKING]

348
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:58,068
[DING]

349
00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,448
I DID IT.

350
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:01,793
[KISS]

351
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,724
[LAUGHS] YES.

352
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:09,551
I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT,
I DID IT, AND I DID IT. [LAUGHS]

353
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:13,137
[LAUGHS] DID WHAT?

354
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:16,655
Squidward: WHOO-HOO...
[LAUGHING]

355
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,689
HERE YOU GO, MAESTRO...
MY MASTERPIECE.

356
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:25,413
HMM... OH, VERY UNUSUAL.

357
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:29,586
I THINK WE HAVE OUR WINNER,
MR. TENTACLES.

358
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:33,068
GOOD EVENING, MUSIC LOVERS
OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

359
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,275
TONIGHT IS THE PREMIERE
OF A NEW SYMPHONY

360
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,344
WRITTEN BY ONE OF OUR OWN,
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES.

361
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:48,862
[♪...]

362
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:23,379
[HUMMING]

363
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:26,758
[PATRICK GROANING...]

364
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:30,379
[♪...]

365
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,724
[PATRICK GASPS]

366
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:32,965
Squidward: HUH?

367
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,275
[CRASH]

368
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,241
[PATRICK SCREAMS]

369
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,413
[STOPWATCH TICKING...]

370
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,413
[SCREAMS]

371
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,724
I WROTE DOWN EVERYTHING
I HEARD? [GULPS]

372
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,413
Fish: IS THIS
THIS MODERN STUFF?

373
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,793
OH...

374
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,344
[PATRICK SCREAMS]

375
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:54,931
[♪...]

376
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:56,379
[PATRICK SCREAMS]

377
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,931
THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

378
00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,517
[♪...]

379
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:03,000
[SQUEAKING]

380
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:05,137
Patrick: WHOA.

381
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:07,379
WHOO!

382
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,517
WHOO-HOO-HOO!

383
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:14,137
[SCREAMING]

384
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:18,482
[CLANKING]

385
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,620
[AIR HISSING]

386
00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,862
[EXHALES]

387
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,103
[♪...]

388
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,793
MMM... MM-HMM.

389
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,413
[♪...]

390
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,034
[GIGGLES]

391
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,241
[FLATULENCE]

392
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:40,275
[BELCHES]

393
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:44,000
MM-HMM.

394
00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,931
[SCREAMS]

395
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:49,241
[AIR HISSING]

396
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,586
[♪...]

397
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,965
[SQUEAKING]

398
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:57,068
WHOO!

399
00:20:57,275 --> 00:21:00,241
MM-HMM.

400
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,034
[GIGGLES]

401
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,206
[FLATULENCE]

402
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:05,862
[GROANS]

403
00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:08,896
[AIR PUMPING...]

404
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,103
[POP]

405
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,379
[♪...]

406
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:17,655
[AIR SQUEAKING...]

407
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,793
[♪...]

408
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,275
[SQUIDWARD GRUNTS]

409
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:32,758
[CRASH]

410
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,896
THAT POOR GUY.

411
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,344
[SQUEAKING]

412
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:41,344
[MUSIC ENDS]

413
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,793
PATRICK, GET OFF OF ME.

414
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,068
[GROWLS]

415
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:50,862
[CRICKET CHIRPING...]

416
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:59,793
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE...]

417
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,724
Fish: OOH, NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL MUSIC.

418
00:22:02,931 --> 00:22:05,103
THAT LITTLE YELLOW GUY
IS AWESOME.

419
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,241
LET US NOT FORGET
THE TUBBY STARFISH.

420
00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:11,103
OH, YEAH, BUT THE REAL GENIUS
IS THE COMPOSER.

421
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:15,413
Audience: SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...

422
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,000
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD...

423
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,413
WOW, SQUIDWARD,
THEY REALLY LIKE YOU.

424
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,965
JUST DON'T GET A SWELLED HEAD.

425
00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:32,482
[POP]